Self Radicalized Old Person Mows Down Dozens With Buick. Bill to Ban Cars Pending
Originally posted on American Everyman:
by Scott Creighton Apparently he wrote a confession on his Depends undergarments while trapped in the car. He wrote that he was sick of being old and that he forgot what he was supposed to be writing. Then, cryptically, he wrote something about Nancy Drew and Seinfeld. Anonymous FBI sources…